Dating is work and like all work, it’s good to take a break so as not to take it all so seriously. Have some fun with this compilation of dating humor and funny dating quotes.
Online Dating Humor
These folks got tired of being asked to tell a “fun fact about themselves” in their online dating profiles. So they got creative.
Overheard from a friend: I’m won’t ever join an online dating site. I’d rather meet someone in a traditional way…through alcohol and bad judgement.
There is plenty of fudging of facts and figures in online dating profiles, as shown in this comment about men’s height.
Divorce isn’t funny but it helps to laugh when it’s all over.
Anyone who has been through some sort of therapy can appreciate these insightful and funny comments.
Of course, you may need therapy before you meet the family.
Funny Dating Cartoons
These cartoons about dating sum things up nicely. Let’s start with that somewhat scary first date.
The bar scene can be a real drag. But with this fellow, you can rest assured there are no ulterior motives!
Let’s not forget the pre-date jitters.
Then there is this play on words. It would be the perfect name for a new dating app.
Funny Online Dating Matches
I’m not sure if the guy who created this eHarmony profile meant to be funny. Or perhaps it’s just a red flag…for something.
How do you know it might be time to review your online dating preferences?
Perhaps when things like this start to show up in your matches…
Creativity is high when it comes to new types of dating apps for different niches. This one is for people with commitment problems.
There should be a dating app that matches people that don’t want commitment with people that are moving away soon— Randall Otis (@RandallOtisTV) February 24, 2019
What about the possibility you’ll run across your ex on a dating app? What then?
well a dating app told me I’m most compatible with my ex. how’s your day going?— Mar Fitz (@MarlyFitzgerald) June 23, 2019
The Lighter Side of Aging and Dating Gracefully
As seen in The Villages retirement community newspaper classified personals section:
“MINT CONDITION :
Male, 1932 model , high mileage, good condition, some hair,
many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves.
Not in running condition, but walks well.”
From Funny Dating Profiles
As seen on various dating app profiles…
“If we meet and you don’t look like your picture, you’re buying me drinks until you do.”
“In dog years, I am dead.”
“On our first date, I’ll carve our names in a tree. It’s the most romantic way to let you know I have knives.”
More Humorous Dating Comments
Confidence and humor, a winning combination.
Looking at the bright side of a no-show first date.
Friend: How was your date last night?— Kara Morehart (@KaraMorehart) January 11, 2019
Me: great, I totally got lucky
Friend: Oh yeah?
Me: yeah, he didn’t show up
This woman seems to be taking the risks of dating in stride.
This is why we should never expect to look anything like the major online influencers.
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