A 60-year old McCall’s magazine article resurfaced recently on the BoredPanda site, and quickly went viral. You’ll see the full list below.
Were things really THAT different for women who were looking to find a partner 60 years ago?
Social Psychologist Bella DePaulo weighed in on the realities of then vs. now in a Psychology Today article:
“Today, in 2018, there are more than 61 million women, 18 and older, who are not married. That’s close to the number who are married. Husbands (and wives) are optional. Some people realize that they are “single at heart” – they live their best, most meaningful and fulfilling lives, by living single.”
As you read the list below, I think you’ll agree that most of the suggestions read “desperate”.
Some of these things wouldn’t be wise to do, back then or now. Some of them could put women in dangerous situations.
No doubt that 60 years ago, a multitude of reasons compelled women to get married, mostly financial in nature, or revolving around having children. To have a decent life, they almost HAD to get married.
Thankfully, that necessity rarely exists these days for women of any age, but especially for women over 60.
At this point in our lives, we’re more than likely supporting ourselves, we’re beyond child-bearing years (or the desire to rear children).
We don’t need (or want) someone to take care of us.
In fact, getting married at this age doesn’t make sense to a lot of us.
Evens so, a lot of us are ready and able to open our hearts, and welcome the right person into our lives.
Now we can enjoy all the emotional benefits of living with that special someone.
We can be selective about who we let into our lives.
Thankfully, there are now many ways and places to meet men who are looking for women like us.
And thankfully, we have social networking (online dating) to help us find the right man.
But it’s still fun looking at this list, to realize how far we’ve all come, and remind ourselves that we shouldn’t settle, because we don’t have to.
McCall’s 129 Ways To Get a Husband (1958-style)
- Get a dog and walk it.
- Have your car break down at strategic places.
- Attend night school – take courses men like.
- Join a hiking club.
- Look in the census reports for places with the most single men. Nevada has 125 males for every 100 females.
- Read the obituaries to find eligible widowers.
- Take up golf and go to different golf courses.
- Take several short vacations at different places rather than one long one at one place.
- Sit on a park bench and feed the pigeons.
- Take a bicycle trip through Europe.
- Get a job in medical, dental, or law school.
- Become a nurse or an air-line stewardess – they have very high marriage rates.
- Ask your friends’ husbands who the eligible men are in their offices.
- Be nice to everybody – they may have an eligible brother or son.
- Get a government job overseas.
- Volunteer for jury duty.
- Be friendly to ugly men – handsome is as handsome does.
- Tell your friends that you are interested in getting married. Don’t keep it a secret.
- Get lost at football games.
- Don’t take a job in a company run largely by women.
- Get a job demonstrating fishing tackle in a sporting goods store.
- On a plane, train, or bus, don’t sit next to a woman – sit next to a man.
- Go to all reunions of your high school or college class. There may be widowers there.
- Don’t be afraid to associate with more attractive girls; they may have some leftovers.
- Go back to your home town for a visit – the wild kid next door may have become a very eligible bachelor while you were away.
- Don’t room with a girl who is a sad sack and let her pull you down to her level.
- Get a part-time job in a convention bureau.
- Change apartments from time to time.
- When traveling, stay at small hotels where it is easier to meet strangers.
- Learn to paint. Set up easel outside engineering school.
- Stumble when you walk into a room that he’s in.
- Forget discretion every once in a while and call him up.
- Carry a hatbox.
- Wear a Band-Aid. People always ask what happened.
- Make a lot of money.
- Learn several funny stories and learn to tell them well – but make sure you don’t tell them to him more than once.
- Walk up to him and tell him you need some advice.
- Dropping the handkerchief still works.
- Have your father buy some theater tickets that have to be got rid of.
- Stand in the corner and cry softly. Changes are good that he’ll come over to find out what’s wrong.
- Don’t let him fish for your name the next time you meet. None of this “guess who” stuff.
- If you’re at a resort, have the bellboy page you.
- Buy a convertible. Men like to ride in them.
- Learn how to bake tasty apple pies. Bring one in to the office and let the eligible bachelors taste it.
- Laugh at his jokes.
- If there’s a wallflower among the men you know, why not cultivate him? For all you know, he may be a diamond in the rough.
- “Accidentally” have your purse fly open, scattering its contents all over the street.
- Men like to think they’re authorities on perfume. Ask his advice on what kind you should wear.
- Get better-looking glasses – men still make passes at girls who wear glasses – or try contact lenses.
- Practice your drinking with your women friends first.
- If you dye your hair, pick a shade and stick to it.
- Wear high heels most of the time – they’re sexier!
- Unless he happens to be shorter than you are!
- Tell him he’s handsome.
- Take good care of your health. Men don’t like girls who are ill.
- If you look good in sweaters, wear one on every third date.
- Dress differently from the other girls in the office.
- Get a sunburn.
- Watch your vocabulary.
- Go on a diet if you need to.
- When you are with him, order your steak rare.
- Don’t tell him about your allergies.
- European women use their eyes to good advantage. Practice in front of a mirror.
- Buy a full-length mirror and take a good look before you go to greet him.
- Change the shade of your stockings and be sure to keep the seams straight.
- Get that fresh-scrubbed look by scrubbing!
- If he has bought you any trinket or accessory, wear it.
- Use the ashtray; don’t crush out cigarettes in coffee cups!
- Polish up on making introductions; learn to do them gracefully.
- Don’t be too fussy.
- Stick to your moral standards.
- Don’t whine – girls who whine stay on the vine!
- Show him you can have fun on a cheap date – but don’t overdo it!
- Don’t let your parents treat him like a potential husband.
- Ask your parents to disappear when you’re entertaining!
- Double-date with a gay, happily married couple – let him see what it’s like!
- Tell his friends nice things about him.
- Send his mother a birthday card.
- Ask his mother for her recipes.
- Talk to his father about business and agree that taxes are too high!
- Buy his sister’s children an occasional present.
- On the first date, tell him you aren’t thinking of getting married!
- Don’t talk about how many children you want.
- If he’s a fisherman, learn to scale and clean fish.
- Don’t tell him everything about yourself at the start. Hold something in reserve.
- When you’re out strolling with him, don’t insist on stopping at every shop window.
- Don’t tell him how much your clothes cost.
- Learn to sew and wear something you have made yourself.
- Don’t gossip about him.
- Never let him know he’s the only one, even if you have to stay at home one or two nights a week!
- Don’t be a pushover when he’s trying to make a date.
- Very early in your dating, why not get a favorite song that you both regard as your own?
- Find out about the girls he hasn’t married. Don’t repeat the mistakes they made.
- Don’t discuss your former boyfriends.
- If you are widowed or divorced, don’t constantly discuss your former husband.
- Be flexible. If he decides to skip the dance and go rowing on the lake, go – even if you are wearing your best evening gown.
- Hide your Phi Beta Kappa key if you own one – later on, junior can play with it.
- Turn wolves into husband material by assuming they have honor.
- Resist the urge to make him over – before marriage, that is!
- Learn where to draw the line – but do it gracefully.
- Remain innocent but not ignorant.
- Make your home comfortable when he calls – large ashtrays, comfortable chairs.
- Learn to play poker.
- If he’s rich, tell him you like his money – the honesty will intrigue him!
- Never let him believe your career is more important to you than marriage.
- Buy him an amusing or particularly appropriate present every once in a while. But don’t make it too expensive.
- Clip and mail him some funny cartoon that means something to both of you.
- Don’t tell dirty stories.
- Stop being a mama’s girl – don’t let him think he’ll have in-law trouble, even if you know he will!
- Point out to him that the death rate of single men is twice that of married men.
- Go to Yale.
- Get a hunting license.
- If your mother is fat, tell him you take after your father. If he’s fat too, tell him you’re adopted!
- Stow away on a battleship.
- Rent a billboard and post your picture and telephone number on it.
- Paint your name and number on roof and say, “Give me a buzz, pilots.”
- Start a whispering campaign on how sought-after you are.
- Sink at a fashionable beach at high noon!
- Ride the airport bus back and forth from the airport.
- Bribe a Ferris-wheel operator to get you stuck on the top of a Ferris wheel.
- Stand on a busy street corner with a lasso.
- Carry a camera and ask strange, handsome men if they would mind snapping your picture.
- Ask your mother to take in male boarders.
- Make and sell toupees – bald men are easy catches!
- Advertise for male co-owner of a boat.
- If you see a man with a flat, offer to fix it.
- Carry a tow chain in the trunk of your automobile.
- Let it be known in your office that you have a button box and will sew on bachelors’ loose buttons.
- Don’t marry him if he has too many loose buttons!
Many of these suggestions are particularly absurd, even by 1958 standards, like:
- “If he’s a fisherman, learn to scale and clean fish”. My take: If he’s a fisherman, he should know how, and be willing, to scale and clean the fish he caught.
- “Turn wolves into husband material by assuming they have honor”. My take: Why would any self-respecting woman pursue a bad egg?
- “Be flexible. If he decides to skip the dance and go rowing on the lake, go – even if you are wearing your best evening gown”. My take: Doesn’t your own comfort count for anything, not to mention the likely chance that you’ll ruin an expensive garment?
Which ones in the list of 129 surprised or outraged you the most and why?
More About Women over 60 and Dating
Our Best Advice for Better First Dates Over 60 (a roundup of 16 of our “first dates” articles)
Slogging Through the Dating Scene as a Woman Over 50, 60 and Beyond
10 Do’s and Don’ts If You’re New to Online Dating
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